Guys, how can you tell if it’s ONE ant or a bunch of ants that are sending one ant out at a time? My initial thought is to make a tiny hat for it that says ‘ANT 1’ and see if the next is wearing it. My second initial thought is to just get on with the rest of my life and also coffee x

UPDATE:

Okay this is what I’m going to do, the next time I see him, in my peripheral, I’m not going to turn my head. I’ll just keep looking the way I was looking and say ‘Good afternoon, Mr Savage’ (that’s probably not his name, but it’s one that sounds good when you say it with calm and menace) in a sort of calm but menacing tone, so he knows I’ve rumbled his game. I don’t know what his game is at this point but it’s probably a small one and nothing to really panic about. If there ARE multiple ants, however, then it’ll be a larger game, or even lots of small games but ones that add up into a sort of Voltron game. Oh god they’re going to destroy me I know it.