I know, remember that old cartoon where that pharmacist falls asleep in his store during that huge storm and all of the bottles and things come to life and living breathing skellingtons jump around and it’s all properly terrifying, like actually terrifying with horrible scratchy voices and voodoo and proper horror and fear things flying around and being skulls? Yeah let’s watch that before we drift off to sleep because I’m seven years old and excited that I found the cartoon again and can’t possibly wait a few hours and watch it in the morning, no I’ll watch it NOW in a half conscious, suggestive state so that the animated deathscribbles can properly lay their bad dream nightmarefuel eggbombs in the crevices of my tiny, tired mind.

Join me, won’t you? x

(seriously, this is brilliant, but oh god)