My orange has a human bumline! This amuses me an absolutely wrong amount - so much so that I instantly sang a song to it that went something LIKE THIS YOU GUYS:

‘Orange - with a human bumline
You - are having a fun time
Please - don’t poop your seeds on me
(Heeee)’

and then the bridge goes something like:

‘Citrus pee, in my eye
Cry cry CRYYYY
Orange, bumline, citrus pee
HEEEEEE’

and I can promise you the whole thing sounds entirely MAJESTIC in my head, and if it sounds crap in your head well then you’re just listening to it wrong x