August 30th, 2012
GENTLEMEN OF EARTH: My advice to you today is, if you think you can gargle mouthwash whilst you pee, then spit the mouthwash into the toilet mid-stream and not accidentally splash any of the mouthwash onto your winkle in doing so, then you are mistaken, sirs.
So much burning.
Just so much.
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savvylikethat said:
*proper first lol of the day* Muppet :)
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leahahaha said:
“winkle”
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angryfawn said:
you lost me at “if you think you can gargle” ‘cause I know I can’t. I continued reading being the sucker I am. thank you, I resolve never to gag and choke on mouthwash whilst peeing all over my bathroom floor… what’s good for the gander etc!
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petuniafist said:
Sorry about your doodle, Doodle.
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