August 29th, 2012

I spilled a whole mess of maple syrup down my shirt earlier and didn’t notice until just a moment ago. Now the drips are congealed and I look like a bejeweled emperor of sorts. That’s one of the perks of living alone - I’ve been a mighty emperor for about 5 hours now and nobody was here to point out that I’m not an emperor at all, but merely a maple syrup splattered idiot <3

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  3. savvylikethat said: Heee :)
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  8. drst said: Cold water and dish detergent! And don’t put the shirt through the dryer until you’re sure the stain is out!
  9. angryfawn said: my syrup mishaps go more like
  10. fickleskull said: Damn Tumblr and its unnoticeable maple syrup-spilling tactic.
  11. threebluemandms said: Or maybe a maple syrup splattered emperor. Sounds pretty majestic to me.
  12. mandeelouwho said: How do you manage to go so long without noticing the syrup all over you? Silly goof.
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