May 2013
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Paul McCartney concert last night = FFFfffffffffuuuwwaaaaaaarrrrrrrk, heart burstingly amazing - like hearing music for the first time <3
Regardless of my awful camera skills and penchant for accidentally covering the mic with my thumb - I caught this beautiful moment. It’ll stay with me long after I’ve forgotten everything else I’m supposed to remember.
And now - ART! <3
I woke up ridiculously excited to see Paul McCartney in Orlando tonight. Then I caught a glimpse of the setlist and just about ruined my trousers.
Favorite songwriter of all time, singing some of my favorite songs, ever. I. WILL. PEE. x
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I just shed a butch, gentlemanly tear watching the video of Merida’s coronation ceremony at the Magic Kingdom. You heard me. I’m tender-hearted at the best of times, strolling around the parks. I’m taking Maddy back in a couple of weeks - I’m pretty much always on the verge of bursting into tears seeing her little face when she catches a glimpse of the princesses....
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I’m going to clear off the treadmill and bloody well use it tonight, because I did not pay almost a thousand dollars for a space-age clothes rack and also I’ve been eating far too many sandwiches lately and I can’t quite see my belt buckle and someone could steal it and I wouldn’t even know.
THE EYES OF SOME TIGERS, APOLLO.
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“When we left off last time, Cyndi was trapped by pirates, being drowned by the treacherous waters - and then she found the Goonies! Oh, the Goonies! That’s right!”
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*generates sympathy for the rebellion*
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I never had any friends like Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman or Jerry O’Connell. Jesus, does anyone?
Sometimes when I use a pizza cutter I pretend my arm is unicycling, and you can’t even stop me.
Big Tree-Being-Cut-Down Update:
It’s all gone a bit quiet out there. I think the three-cutting-down chaps have crawled under the felled branches, fashioned ground-nests and gone to sleep. If they’ve not gotten back to work in ten minutes I’ll go back out there and wee on them, as Web MD suggests.
The tree-cutting-down guy just said that my accent is “cool as hell”. He has absolutely no idea that I’m an idiot :)
Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
When I go into a store and there’s something I can’t find, I’ll ask someone who works there. They’ll give me the directions to find it, which I’ll follow. I’ll get to the end of the directions and if I can’t find it I’ll ask someone else, but I’ll make sure that the original person I asked can’t see me asking someone else, just in case it...
I’m excited about buying a drill press from Home Depot today because I’m sixty-five or something. x
Channeling my inner Rowlf. Good morning! x
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